Have thought for your dear old barber,
as you sit upon his chair,
whilst you discuss the latest fashion,
with a man who has no hair.
He is your chosen confessor,
He will help you with relationships,
that broken heart to mend.
He will discuss almost anything,
and rationalise your views,
on sex even religion or just the latest news.
It matters much to him to be,
impartial and discrete,
whist cutting your hair,
it falling at his feet.
And when he’s sure the cut is done,
and you have that latest style,
he hopes that you will leave his shop,
with a better haircut and a bigger smile.
Phil the Barber